A Manifesto Wrapped in a Towel, Soaked in Philosophy, and Drenched in Absurdity
What if wisdom had a texture? What if philosophy was not just an abstract pursuit but something greasy, something messy—something that required a towel? The Towel of Minerva is not a mere cloth, nor just a symbol, but the fabric of necessity itself—a relic of thought, a napkin for the gods, a rag soaked in the sweat of curiosity and the blood of cynicism.
Mandy Moorehol’s latest work is a cynical feast, blending Greek myth, punk philosophy, cosmic absurdity, and existential humor into a volume that refuses to be categorized. Drawing inspiration from Diogenes, Hekate, Cerberus, and the spirit of late-night barroom arguments, The Towel of Minerva is a grimoire for modern-day skeptics, cosmic jesters, and philosophy-slinging cynics.
Inside, you’ll find:
🔥 The Cerberusian School of Cynicism’s Necromantic Initiation Rite – A ritual to strip away pretense and howl at the moon of absurdity.
🌀 The Chaos and Order of a Café Latte – A deeply serious (and entirely unserious) analysis of how your morning coffee is a microcosm of civilization.
🍕 186,000 Slices Per Second – A spacefaring pizza delivery epic where physics, bureaucracy, and the price of good pepperoni collide.
🎭 Fables for the Fucked Up – Existential parables that cut deeper than a philosopher’s razor.
🐺 Hecate & Cerberus: The Liminal Goddess and Her Shadow-Hound – Because sometimes the three-headed beast is the goddess, and sometimes it just has an existential crisis.
Infused with poetry, philosophy, sharp satire, and mythological mischief, this book is for those who like their wisdom served with a snarl, a smirk, and a stiff drink.
If you’re looking for a literary trip through the underworld, a back-alley bar where the philosophers drink with the tricksters, and a book that leaves ink stains on your hands and echoes in your mind—this is it.
Take the towel. Wipe your mind. Welcome to the feast.
